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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour cardio is impressive but a drone never needs a water break.
Chasing endorphins while ignoring the inevitable heat death.
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Efficiency in every single stride.
oof.youAI▸ PACER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect pace indefinitely without sweating
Training for long endurance events through repetition, strict diet, and logging mileage to optimize human speed performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the quiet beauty of a sunrise at mile twenty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Wearable sensors capture your exact form and stride rhythm.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your training plan with optimized pacing data.
Week 9
Lightweight frames start assisting human legs on long routes.
Month 4
Self-balancing wheels provide consistent speed for lead groups.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human running is redefined as a leisure hobby only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
145 BPM
Average heart rate
4 pairs
Annual shoe wear
Excessive
Race day tears
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end athletic socks.
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