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Will AI replace Longevity Researcher jobs? · Latest report #hdkkqn8b
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are just teaching a machine how to outlive you faster.
Professional ghost-chaser in a white lab coat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates mortality so you do not have to.
oof.youAI▸ GENOMIX-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand years of evolution daily
You study biological markers and cellular pathways. You look for ways to slow down the body's inevitable decay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the beautiful absurdity of trying to live forever, you dreamer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Your lab logs are scanned to pattern-match successful experiment outcomes.
Year 2.7
Automated arms handle the tedious pipetting and incubator management tasks.
Year 14
Algorithms identify viable molecular targets before you even think of them.
Year 22
In-silico models replace the need for physical animal test subjects.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine announces the final cure while you are still reading email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Infinite
Cellular repair simulations
Constant
Human mortality rate
Bottlenecked
Ethical review boards
Your severance
A vintage hourglass and a firm handshake.
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