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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsThe wilderness is a terrible workplace, but we are coming anyway.
Outdoor enthusiast (mostly wet, cold, and constantly searching)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nature watching, but without the annoying human.
bzzt.youAI▸ AVIAN-SENSE QUAD-DRONE▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks targets across frozen marshes silently
You track evasive water birds through untamed, muddy lake environments. It is a wet, cold, and incredibly slow pursuit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific change in wind pressure before a storm hits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
High-res thermal imaging starts tracking movement patterns from orbit.
Year 5
Silent drones monitor shoreline activity without disturbing the ecosystem.
Year 14
Software learns to anticipate bird locations better than any hunter.
Year 22
Automated units establish perimeter nets around key migration zones.
Year 40 · D-Day
The forest is now fully managed by our quiet machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
82 percent
Mud soaked per shift
0 point 03
Birds actually caught
Maximum
Cold toes index
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a climate-controlled office.
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