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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour low-power wide-area network is getting a high-power automated replacement.
Senior Packet Wrangler (deeply invested in low-power signal noise).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising radio silence for total network autonomy.
oof.youAI▸ SPECTRALSHIFT AUTO-CONFIG V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tunes radio frequencies to perfection instantly
You configure gateway parameters and manage spectrum interference for low-power wireless devices across wide geographic areas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically locate the interference source hidden behind a brick wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors now constantly scan for interference to self-correct signal routing.
Month 5
Smart hardware self-registers to the network without manual input.
Month 10
Machine learning agents automatically parse messy raw hex into usable data.
Month 16
The network reroutes traffic dynamically when a physical node fails.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the grid achieves total self-management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94%
Packets dropped by ego
11 hours
Time spent pinging gateways
Infinite
Battery life wasted
Your severance
A decommissioned gateway and a bag of obsolete sensors.
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