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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou file claim reports that software can write in three seconds.
Junior file-sifter, spreadsheet-jockey, and policy-clause-reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth in every pixel and policy clause.
splat.you▸ ADJUST-O-MATIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fraudulent claims before they are submitted
You triage claim documents and cross-reference policy data to estimate payouts for insured losses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the subtle panic in a claimant's voice over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition now extracts data from all incoming claim forms.
Month 4
Algorithms instantly verify claims against internal policy databases.
Month 8
AI assistants handle initial claimant interviews and transcribe key facts.
Month 12
Automated logic creates settlement drafts without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a severance package as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 minutes
Average claim processing time
4 percent
Manual data entry errors
45
Policy documents read per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based PDF storage.
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