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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour aggressive collection letters are just expensive filler for our trash folder.
Professional dream-crusher and paperwork enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last argument you will ever lose.
split.youAI▸ LITIGA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 summonses in one second
You chase bad debts through litigation and negotiation. We just automate the collection.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at sensing when a debtor is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scans every single physical debt file into our proprietary document management system.
Month 4
Direct API integration with court systems eliminates the need for manual clerk calls.
Month 8
Algorithm generates the mathematically optimal settlement figure to force immediate debtor acceptance.
Month 13
AI-driven chatbots handle all debtor interactions, effectively removing humans from the bargaining table.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system processes your terminal severance package while you clear out your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14 minutes
Average settlement negotiation duration
412 percent
Litigation success rate improvement
100 percent
Human emotional attachment to files
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own credit monitoring service.
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