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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching grainy footage of people stealing razor blades is not a career.
Professional voyeur of the clearance aisle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total store omniscience, zero human mistakes.
nom.you▸ SENTINEL-EYES 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags suspicious behavior via real-time biometrics
Monitors store surveillance to identify theft patterns. Coordinates with security guards and local law enforcement for arrests.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to spot a nervous shoplifter in a crowded aisle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
RFID sensors now track every single item's movement in real-time.
Month 7
Software writes your incident reports by analyzing video metadata automatically.
Month 14
Security personnel are replaced by automated locking exit gates.
Month 23
Facial recognition alerts the system to repeat offenders before entry.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store operates perfectly without a human watching the screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9%
Hourly shoplifter detection rate
0.0 seconds
Average arrest confrontation time
42%
Human error in logs
Your severance
A lifetime discount at the store you can't enter.
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