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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou push carts while the future pushes you out of existence.
Professional parking lot traffic warden and cart wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous cart retrieval for a cleaner lot.
squeeze.youAI▸ CARTHERDER PRO-V2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates erratic cart lines into perfect rows
You collect loose shopping carts across expansive parking lots and organize them into neat, retrieval-ready rows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle the three carts jammed together that would crash my sensors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras on building exteriors start tracking where carts are left.
Month 6
The site map updates to show high-density cart zones.
Month 15
A prototype cart-collector drone tests maneuvering through traffic.
Year 2.2
Automated units begin roaming the lot during low-traffic hours.
Year 4 · D-Day
The robots handle the lot full-time and never need a break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400
carts retrieved daily
5000
steps walked hourly
0
curb strikes avoided
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-visibility safety vests.
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