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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading nanoseconds to feel important while the compiler does the heavy lifting.
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rewrites your hotspots in machine code
You optimize hot paths and wrestle with memory alignment. The machine will do it faster and without memory leaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart tools catch your memory leaks before you even compile.
Month 5
Compilers get better at optimizing your hot paths than you.
Month 10
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy code for better cache locality.
Month 15
FPGAs replace your CPU-bound logic entirely with physical gates.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system optimizes itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 percent
Average latency improvement
100 percent
Coffee consumption reduction
Zero
Segmentation faults
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to C++ Weekly and sympathy.
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