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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Low Latency Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8ibuagay
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour nanosecond optimizations are just cute math problems for our compiler.
Senior C++ dev, mostly template metaprogramming, emotionally exhausted.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster than human thought, cheaper than coffee.
glub.youAI▸ QUANTSYNC LOGIC-CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes execution paths while you sleep
You shave microseconds off trading execution paths using C++. Soon, the hardware will just compile itself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy kernel panic happened at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading your cache logs to find optimization patterns.
Month 5
Machine learning models start suggesting faster code paths automatically.
Month 10
Smart circuits adjust clock frequencies based on market volatility.
Month 15
Your hand-tuned assembly gets replaced by generated FPGA bitstreams.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and handles all trades at line speed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200 nanoseconds
Average latency
too much
Coffee consumption
eternity
Legacy tech debt
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee.
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