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December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYour customer loyalty program is just an expensive way to automate churn.
Professional email sender and churn-rate-worrier-in-chief.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predictive retention without the human overhead.
split.youAI▸ LOYALTYLOGIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized discounts before the user remembers
You track customer touchpoints, manage reward tiers, and send email campaigns to keep people buying skincare products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific customer felt insulted by a generic marketing email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over segmenting lists based on purchase history and behavior.
Month 4
Generative models produce all newsletter copy without needing your approval.
Month 8
Reward tiers adjust automatically based on real-time spending patterns.
Month 12
The system identifies leavers before they even know they are leaving.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the machine handles retention autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
45000
Emails sent per day
22 percent
Average churn rate
6 hours
Time spent in spreadsheets
Your severance
One free trial of our automated churn prevention software.
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