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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final deck while the machine calculates your actual worth.
Principal strategist (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally LinkedIn posts).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total customer retention without the overhead.
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automates quarterly strategy presentations overnight
You synthesize customer data and craft strategic loyalty roadmaps. Soon, the algorithms will just decide the rewards themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a bad strategy with enough charisma and a firm handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and SQL agents begin pulling and cleaning your datasets instantly.
Month 5
Language models build your slides faster than you can find your coffee.
Month 10
Real-time behavioral tracking replaces your manual churn analysis projects.
Month 15
The system adjusts loyalty tiers automatically without needing your approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the program manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
45 weekly
Average deck slides
3 days
Data pull latency
99 percent
Strategy fatigue index
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary gift card.
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