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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving heavy rectangles of pine is beneath a machine's true potential.
Professional wood-shifter and connoisseur of sawdust.
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Sorting lumber at scale, without the backache.
help!youAI▸ TIMBERBOT STACK-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
stacks thousands of planks with perfect precision
You sort stacks of timber, operate forklifts, and count inventory. It is heavy, dusty, repetitive work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a board is warped just by the way it sits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the yard to track every single board.
Month 12
Robotic grippers replace manual loading onto delivery trucks.
Year 2
Smart algorithms arrange stacks for faster retrieval.
Year 3
Autonomous pallet runners navigate the yard paths silently.
Year 4 · D-Day
You pack your boots while the machines continue stacking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Splinters per shift
200
Boards moved hourly
3 daily
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One free cedar birdhouse and a firm handshake.
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