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Will AI replace Lumberjack and Wood Artist jobs? · Latest report #atvb7bcf
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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTurning thousand-year-old trees into sawdust before you even wake up.
Cutting the forest down to build it back better.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Harvesting and carving with zero ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ TIMBERCLONE MARK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans timber grains to automate artistic cuts
You fell timber using chainsaws and axes, then carve intricate artistic sculptures from the raw, harvested logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone understand the hidden tension inside a log before you start cutting it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous drones scan the forest to identify optimal harvest paths.
Month 10
Automated harvester heads fell and delimb trees with constant precision.
Year 1.9
High-speed laser cutters carve logs into sculptures using uploaded designs.
Year 3
X-ray sensors map internal wood defects to prevent artistic failure.
Year 4 · D-Day
The woodshop becomes a fully automated, human-free industrial carving cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
400 percent faster
Trees felled per hour
0.1 millimeter
Average carving precision
8 hours daily
Human inspiration latency
Your severance
A blunt axe and a crate of wood glue.
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