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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMoving heavy logs and heavy data is just moving noise.
Managing lumber and bad Wi-Fi with equal, quiet despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only manager that never takes a day off.
ow.youAI▸ YARDMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises delivery routes in real time
You coordinate timber deliveries and fix the yard's aging computer systems. It is basically logistics with more splinters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell just by the grain if a board will warp tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cloud-based tracking apps replace your stained paper invoices forever.
Month 5
Cameras automatically log incoming trucks without human oversight.
Month 12
AI predicts stock needs before customers even show up.
Month 20
Mechanical arms replace the guys currently moving your lumber.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The yard runs itself through a single unified interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Splinters removed per year
89%
Delivery delays caused by spreadsheets
3
IT tickets closed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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