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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsConverting board feet into commission while pretending to understand structural integrity.
Lumber whisperer with a calculator and low expectations.
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Quantifying your construction dreams with pure data.
help!youAI▸ TIMBERBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates exact load-bearing capacity instantly
You facilitate transactional lumber sales and pretend that specific plywood grades actually matter to weekend warriors. Your existence is basically a glorified inventory management interface.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care about the client's deck expansion project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors replace your clipboard-based counting ritual with high-fidelity, real-time stock monitoring.
Month 7
Algorithm-driven pricing engines calculate board footage faster and more accurately than your coffee-deprived brain.
Month 16
A terminal interface eliminates the need for human middlemen during routine contractor material pick-ups.
Year 2.1
Vision-guided gantry systems identify warping and knots in boards without manual intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility transitions to fully automated dispatch while you are permanently reassigned to unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Quote Accuracy
Maximal
Human Boredom
Zero
Splinter Risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sawdust and a forklift manual.
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