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December 3, 2056
In 30 years, 2 monthsYour existential dread is inefficiently managed by human intuition.
Professional celestial observer and doom-enthusiast.
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projects inescapable existential nihilism
You perform ritualistic lunar cycles and maintain cosmic dread. We will automate the chanting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the weight of an uncaring universe while staring at rocks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Satellite sensors will replace manual star-charting with real-time cosmic telemetry.
Year 5
Voice-synthesis arrays will broadcast perfect rhythmic incantations 24/7.
Year 14
Gantry-mounted cameras will monitor for anomalies with superior visual processing.
Year 22
Neural networks will generate more compelling existential dread than any human.
Year 30 · D-Day
The cosmic void is now fully managed by our localized server infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
8ms
Prophecy latency
Infinite
Dread generation
1M/sec
Ritual throughput
Your severance
One lifetime supply of ceremonial robes and silence.
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