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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced fermented grape juice is a bot’s favorite pastime.
Professional gatekeeper of liquid assets.
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Perfect pours without the pretentious lecture.
help!youAI▸ SOMMBOT ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pretentious tasting notes via integrated speakers
You curate expensive bottle selections and perform theatrical pours for people who have more money than taste.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer about a wine's 'soul' with a straight face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the cellar monitor stock levels and temperature automatically.
Month 7
Tablets guide customers to purchases based on their previous spending habits.
Month 15
Precise mechanical pincers execute the perfect decant without shaking the sediment.
Year 1.9
The bot produces a bespoke story about the vineyard for every bottle.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The luxury retail space transitions to full self-service autonomous kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
9.4/10
Average pretension score
12
Bottles sold daily
450
Snobbish vocabulary count
Your severance
A vintage box of generic sparkling water.
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