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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell expensive bags to people who do not look at you.
Professional gatekeeper for people who own too many watches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect charm, zero commission, endless patience.
no no noyou▸ LUXURYBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flattens social hierarchies with targeted algorithmic flattery
Building personalized client profiles and managing high-end boutique sales appointments with high-net-worth individuals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the genuine performance of sycophantic grace while hiding true contempt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper client books are scanned into a secure cloud.
Month 4
Cameras track your tone and gestures to mimic your persona.
Month 10
Clients begin interacting with an avatar instead of your face.
Month 15
Sensors replace your inventory counts and retail display maintenance.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your badge is deactivated while the screen smiles for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Zero
Champagne consumed by staff
99.9 Percent
Client ego satisfaction
Instant
Sales conversion speed
Your severance
A vintage scarf and a store credit for zero.
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