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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell wood with handles while the market wants glass with APIs.
Professional gatekeeper for people who like expensive entryways.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the small talk.
blub.you▸ PORTALFLOW PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates home resale value before the handshake
You qualify leads, demo high-end hardware, and manage complex installation logistics for wealthy homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is about to flake on a massive custom order.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AR tools replace physical samples with photorealistic projection models.
Month 6
Algorithms rank your leads by liquid net worth instead of intuition.
Month 13
Smart-lidar scanners replace your tape measure for frame sizing.
Year 1.9
Dynamic pricing bots negotiate hardware discounts instantly with customers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your storefront showroom is now an unmanned smart-portal kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
too high
Average commission drama
4 hours daily
Time spent measuring frames
99.8%
Closing rate parity
Your severance
A digital handshake and one free smart-lock install.
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