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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced dreams is easy when the AI lacks a conscience.
Professional flatterer of the ultra-wealthy and house-proud.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals by reading every nervous heartbeat.
split.youAI▸ EGOSCALE 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates financial insecurity with lethal charm
You flatter wealthy buyers into high-commission homes using emotional theatre. Soon, algorithms will calculate their vanity perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about their beige kitchen tile choice for three hours straight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every room and buyer preference into a database.
Month 7
Neural nets learn to simulate human sycophancy without the fatigue.
Month 15
VR headsets guide buyers through homes using personalized luxury scripts.
Year 1.9
Contracts sign themselves once the AI hits the buyer's vanity.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The office is repurposed into a server room for home-flattery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Average ego boost
too high
Commission padding
0.01 seconds
Small talk latency
Your severance
A branded pen and a list of open houses.
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