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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour ability to listen to sob stories will not save you.
Master of craft ice and expensive emotional labor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect spirits poured with cold indifference.
help!youAI▸ MIXMASTER PRIME 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mixes the perfect martini without blinking
Mixing high-end cocktails and managing guest rapport while maintaining a polished lounge environment for elite clientele.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a guest needs to be cut off.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace paper menus to track exact drink preferences.
Month 8
Computerized taps ensure precise measure for every single drop.
Month 20
High-speed slicers prepare citrus twists and herbs automatically.
Year 2.5
Floor-to-ceiling bar automation replaces human staff zones entirely.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The bartender is removed as the machine assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 seconds
Average drink prep time
99 percent
Empathy simulation level
0.001 percent
Glass breakage rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic bitters brand.
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