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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou track luxury trends that an algorithm calculates in mere milliseconds.
Professional gatekeeper of shiny trinkets and arbitrary brand prestige.
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split.youAI▸ GEMSTRATEGIST 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts market shifts before consumers blink
You dictate product roadmaps for expensive shiny things and monitor sales data to justify your own existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client feels status anxiety over a gold chain.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time sales tracking software replaces your manual inventory reports.
Month 5
AI models identify market shifts better than your gut feeling.
Month 10
Cross-departmental tools sync design and sales without human interference.
Month 16
Algorithms handle all procurement negotiations with raw material suppliers.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The brand finally realizes the strategy runs better without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
14
Strategy meetings per week
4,200
Spreadsheets abandoned
120%
Average ego inflation
Your severance
A lifetime discount on fake plastic earrings.
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