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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to listen to boring anecdotes is remarkably easy to script.
Professional listener and expert at looking busy but interested.
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wheee!you▸ SOCIALCOMPANION PRO 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine social interest perfectly
You provide curated companionship and social navigation for wealthy clients at high-end events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client needs to leave a conversation without being rude.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI downloads every social faux pas you have ever committed.
Month 5
It learns the exact pitch needed to sound impressed by billionaire hobbies.
Month 13
Algorithms predict every exit strategy for every room in the city.
Year 1.9
Humanoid frames replace the awkwardness of your physical presence.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Clients prefer the bot because it never judges their worst traits.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
4.2 hours
Average smile duration
12,400
Tolerated ego-centric monologues
99%
Client social anxiety reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic empathy algorithm.
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