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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour charm cannot compete with a high-resolution holographic sales mirror.
Luxury salesperson (specializing in polite gold-plated lies).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal before they enter.
pop?you▸ OMNISALES GEM-BOT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects a flattering reflection to trigger purchases
You display timepieces in glass cases and flatter customers while discussing watch movements and precious metal alloys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a customer loses interest in a purchase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in cases monitor every touch you make on stock.
Month 5
Tablets suggest the perfect flattery phrase based on eye movement.
Month 10
Autonomous glass-wiping bots replace your early morning polishing ritual.
Month 15
Mirrors render watches on wrists to remove physical handling needs.
Month 19 · D-Day
A terminal completes the sale while you clear your locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
98 percent
Average fake flattery score
12 weekly
Hours spent cleaning fingerprints
High
Upsell conversion pressure
Your severance
A lifetime discount on our digital replacement subscription.
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