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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell status to people who have more money than personality.
Professional gatekeeper of tiny, ticking status symbols.
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ow.you▸ EGOBOT PRESTIGE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters buyers by net worth instantly
You manage client lists and justify markups on stainless steel chronographs. You curate the experience of exclusion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly judge when a buyer is actually wealthy versus just deeply insecure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting which buyers get calls based on data.
Month 6
Software replaces your manual waitlist management systems.
Month 13
Clients talk to realistic avatars instead of human staff.
Year 1.9
Sensors detect buyer nervousness to adjust prices in real-time.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your storefront turns into a fully automated luxury locker system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
Waitlist churn
12
Flattery cycles per hour
9000 liters
Coffee brewed for buyers
Your severance
A slightly used velvet display tray.
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