Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Luxury Wedding Photographer jobs? · Latest report #yg3eqj2q
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsCapturing your expensive mistakes with slightly better depth of field.
Expert in making 'candid' look like a math problem.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect lighting without the awkward small talk.
help!youAI▸ LENSMASTER WEDDING SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters reality to flatter every single attendee
You chase brides through ballrooms while hauling expensive glass. Then you spend weeks pretending to edit the raw files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly steer drunk relatives away from the buffet line for photos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart drones maintain perfect exposure in any light.
Month 6
AI sensors track subjects to mimic human composition styles.
Month 13
Software discards blurry shots before the reception starts.
Year 1.9
Processors apply specific artistic looks without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
Cameras now autonomously document the day without needing you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,000 per wedding
Average photos taken
60 hours
Time spent in Lightroom
12
Photos the couple actually likes
Your severance
One free trial of our cloud storage tier.
Discussion
