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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling floating status symbols to people who never touch the helm.
High-net-worth matchmaker for people with too many zeroes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while they sleep on deck.
oof.you▸ YACHTSTREAM V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified buyers with ruthless sentiment analysis
You qualify high-net-worth leads and navigate complex closing contracts for multimillion-dollar vessels. You master the art of the sale.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which billionaire actually enjoys the smell of diesel and salt air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is scraped to identify your best closing patterns.
Month 5
Automated agents start fielding initial buyer inquiries with perfect charm.
Month 13
High-fidelity digital twins replace the need for in-person boat walk-throughs.
Year 1.9
Smart contracts handle the legal transfer of vessel ownership instantly.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the platform manages all global sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too high
Average commission per sale
60 percent
Time wasted on window shoppers
high
Probability of client ghosting
Your severance
A slightly used inflatable dinghy and good luck.
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