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Will AI replace M&A Advisor jobs? · Latest report #qi3v73t2
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a glorified PDF attachment with an expensive suit.
Master of the pitch deck and the 3 a.m. email.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated deal-making with zero ego.
toast.you▸ EQUITYHARVEST 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters buyer lists in milliseconds
You hunt for buyers and make slide decks to justify massive corporate price tags.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying about their EBITDA.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Generative models produce your slide decks faster than you can blink.
Month 5
Algorithms identify and contact better buyers than your contact book ever could.
Month 10
AI agents track buyer engagement in the data room without your help.
Month 17
Software bots trade terms until both parties agree to the final price.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire transaction closes automatically while you look for a new job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400
Slides built per month
90 percent
Time spent in airport lounges
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium airport lounge.
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