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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pitch decks are just expensive paperweights for the coming apocalypse.
Senior deck-builder and professional corporate marriage broker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Merging companies faster than you can blink.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYNERGYSCANNER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hostile takeover strategy papers
You synthesize market trends and financial data to facilitate corporate consolidation in the aerospace and defense sector.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about acquisition growth targets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes every public aerospace procurement record and financial statement.
Month 5
Smart templates generate your entire pitch deck before you wake up.
Month 12
Algorithms map acquisition risks better than any human analyst could.
Month 20
Hyper-realistic bots attend your meetings to nod at quarterly results.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system executes the merger directly without any human input needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200
Slides created yearly
80,000
Flight miles wasted
12 percent
Consensus accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-defense industry conference.
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