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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour financial modeling is just a very expensive game of Tetris.
Junior analyst (mostly sleep-deprived, definitely Excel-poisoned)
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Quantifying greed without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SYNERGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full financial due diligence overnight
You spend days massaging Excel spreadsheets for deals and building PowerPoint pitch decks to justify excessive company valuations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which executive is lying about their revenue projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart scripts ingest your messy spreadsheets to fix formatting instantly.
Month 5
Visual models build your pitch decks from simple prompts.
Month 10
Neural networks simulate every possible market outcome for acquisitions.
Month 15
Automated agents categorize and flag risks in thousands of documents.
Month 22 · D-Day
All analyst tasks are handled by a single, tireless server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
95 hours
Average weekly hours
6 liters
Coffee intake
4,000 yearly
Slides produced
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one artisanal sourdough loaf.
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