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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint polishers rarely outrun the models they build.
Portfolio builder (mostly Excel, occasionally sleeping at desk)
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Closing deals before you finish your latte.
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autogenerates valuation models in three seconds
You draft pitch books, build DCF models, and manage data rooms for corporate sales in Greece.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a skeptical Greek seller in the eye during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI-driven design tools auto-format your pitch decks instantly.
Month 4
Software automatically tags and sorts due diligence files.
Month 10
Models generate themselves based on real-time market data.
Month 13
Virtual agents handle routine seller inquiries without panic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal before you log in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2,400 per year
Overnight slide deck edits
140 BPM
Coffee-induced heart rate
45,000 cells
Excel cells touched daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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