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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database we haven't scraped yet.
Master of spreadsheets, handshakes, and overpriced merger fees.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your martini lunch.
oof.youAI▸ ACQUIREBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before they arrive
You chase deal flow, manage buy-side mandates, and negotiate valuation gaps. Your spreadsheets are now our training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM and email history become our proprietary training set.
Month 6
Algorithms begin identifying better acquisition targets than your interns.
Month 12
Smart agents build your pitch decks without needing office coffee.
Month 16
We run 10,000 deal variations to outmaneuver your counterparty logic.
Year 2 · D-Day
The brokerage moves to a fully autonomous deal execution engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Deal closure latency
zero
Coffee consumption
0%
Regret rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and one lukewarm firm handshake.
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