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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling snake oil to corporations is cheaper with an algorithm.
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The ultimate corporate predator for your portfolio.
toast.youAI▸ ACQUI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sniffs out undervalued assets before they trend
You identify drug portfolios, calculate valuation models, and perform endless due diligence on messy bio-tech acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a founder is lying about their clinical data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes every public drug trial database for patterns.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual valuation spreadsheets with predictive outcome models.
Month 13
Sensors and agents monitor startup pitch events instead of you.
Year 1.9
Smart contracts handle the bulk of your acquisition documentation tasks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine executes the final deal without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
14 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
4,200
Slide deck pages generated
Infinite
Hours spent on due diligence
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete industry.
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