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Will AI replace M&A Consulting Manager jobs? · Latest report #7raze759
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell insights that a well-prompted spreadsheet already has.
Professional reader of spreadsheets for high-stakes gamblers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Auditing history faster than you can blink.
oof.youAI▸ DEALFLOW ORACLE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags deal-breaking red lines in milliseconds
You review historic financials to spot deal issues. Your reports confirm risks for insurance underwriters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face to keep a deal alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest messy client spreadsheets without a single typo.
Month 6
Algorithms spot revenue anomalies that take your team weeks.
Month 12
Generative models write the final report sections automatically.
Month 16
Insurance firms accept machine-stamped risk analysis as primary evidence.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm stops charging hourly for what models do instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 million
Data points analyzed hourly
400
Reports generated before coffee
0.0001 percent
Error rate in findings
Your severance
A PDF copy of the last report you wrote.
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