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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning thousand-page due diligence nightmares into three bullet points for executives.
Professional summary writer for people who hate reading.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Summarising deals faster than your bonus shrinks.
bzzt.you▸ ACQUISITION-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad data out of balance sheets
You synthesize complex financial data and legal filings into digestible summaries for impatient stakeholders. You manage the document workflow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying in a deal summary just by tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual models scan and classify your entire virtual data room.
Month 4
Smart agents begin auto-populating your standard summary templates.
Month 8
Clients chat directly with data instead of asking you.
Month 13
AI flags its own inconsistencies faster than you ever could.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are off the payroll, and the models are permanent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2000 plus
Pages read daily
4 litres
Coffee intake per deal
0.01 percent
Probability of error
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium PDF editor.
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