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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour excel models are just fancy ways to ignore the inevitable.
Professional spreadsheet monkey with a taste for expensive espresso.
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Numbers never feel the pressure of the deadline.
blub.you▸ ACQUIREBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crunches financial statements in twelve milliseconds
You scrub financial spreadsheets and build valuation models to justify buying companies that will also be automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about the valuation with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers pull financial files directly into the cloud.
Month 4
Smart models replace manual DCF spreadsheets with instant error-free projections.
Month 8
The AI writes the final investment memo without needing your input.
Month 13
Blockchain agents finalize contracts while you sleep through the night.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate network is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
40 liters
Coffee consumption per deal
12 million
Cells manually highlighted
90 percent
Hours spent fixing VLOOKUP errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel keyboard shortcut flashcards.
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