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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for bad business decisions.
Senior deal-maker, Excel addict, sleep-deprived spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you wake up.
bzzt.you▸ SYNERGYBOT M&A SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal exit strategy in milliseconds
You spend days analyzing financial models and negotiating purchase agreements for corporate mergers and acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a tired CEO in the eye and lie about the valuation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes your due diligence documents automatically in seconds.
Month 5
Software builds your financial models faster than you can type.
Month 13
Smart agents generate purchase agreements based on previous successful deals.
Year 1.9
Machines run thousands of price scenarios to outsmart human counterparts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system executes the deal while you watch from the unemployment line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
312 annual
Nights spent in terminal
99 percent junk
Drafts sent to Legal
Your severance
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