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June 6, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou buy companies to hide the fact yours produces nothing tangible.
Professional predator of mid-market firms and PowerPoint enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Acquisitions without the ego.
nom.you▸ SYNERGYCRAWLER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets before breakfast
You hunt for companies to swallow, crunching valuation spreadsheets and drafting endless integration slide decks for the board.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a seller's face with complete, unwavering, sociopathic professional confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scouts for target companies by scraping public financial filings.
Month 5
Software runs 10000 acquisition scenarios faster than a human analyst.
Month 10
Smart agents draft all legal merger paperwork without needing a lawyer.
Month 15
Machine models calculate the exact day your new staff will quit.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system finishes the merger and deletes your access codes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 liters
Coffee consumed during due diligence
99 percent
Slide decks ignored by board
Negative
Actual business value added
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone.
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