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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model spreadsheets for deals that will be finished by algorithms.
Master of Excel shortcuts and weekend-destroying pitch decks.
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Closing deals before lunch.
glub.youAI▸ EQUITYANALYZER PRIME V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full financial modeling and due diligence
You build complex financial models and write investment memos to justify deals. You scrub data in Excel files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry partner why the synergy math is fundamentally broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart parsing software replaces your manual Excel data entry tasks.
Month 4
Generative models produce standard pitch deck slides instantly from raw data.
Month 8
Verification engines check your financial model logic against market benchmarks.
Month 13
Document analysis tools scan data rooms for red flags without supervision.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your firm signs the final mandate with our autonomous deal machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
90
Average weekly hours
75
Hours spent reformatting slides
infinite
Coffee intake per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee delivery service.
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