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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex defense models are just spreadsheets with more expensive adjectives.
Professional spreadsheet gladiator and defense industry PowerPoint artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing defense deals without the golf.
wheee!you▸ ACQUIREBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters regulatory risk in real time
You build financial models for defense mergers. You spend your life chasing deal flow and justifying valuation premiums.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying about their projected defense contract margins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes your target company documents without needing a human clerk.
Month 6
Smart models ingest defense sector data to output valuation estimates automatically.
Month 12
Generative software creates customized investment presentations faster than your juniors.
Month 16
Algorithms flag ITAR and SEC risks before a human can.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system executes the merger contract without requiring your signatures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
45 litres
Coffee consumed per deal
9000
Slide decks generated
99 percent
Deal flow accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone.
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