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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pitch decks are just expensive slides for the impending apocalypse.
High-octane deal-closer, spreadsheet warlock, sleep-deprived legend.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
oof.youAI▸ SYNERGYCRUNCHER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates valuation models in three seconds
You build complex financial models and manage mergers between giant firms. You survive on caffeine and ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to throw a chair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes your due diligence folders and flags every risk factor.
Month 6
Smart software builds your DCF models in milliseconds, no errors allowed.
Month 12
Generative tools create your slides perfectly aligned and data-backed.
Month 16
Algorithms predict merger opportunities faster than any human analyst could.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system executes the deal autonomously while you look for work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
95 hours
Average weekly hours
12,000
Slide deck pages per year
400L
Caffeine intake in liters
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress-ball.
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