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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is the most expensive typo in human history.
Junior associate (loves billable targets, hates sleep)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEXMACHINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden risks in SEC filings instantly
You spend weeks in data rooms reviewing contracts and drafting clauses until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is hiding a bad deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software scan all legal documents for risk patterns.
Month 10
Algorithms draft standard merger agreements based on past successful deals.
Month 20
Smart software replaces the partner's red-pen feedback loop entirely.
Year 2.5
Digital platforms execute multi-party signatures without human intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
LexMachine shuts down your practice while you are still sleeping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Seconds
Average review time
Regrettable
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you'll never use.
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