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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsReviewing thousands of pages to find risks algorithms find in milliseconds.
Billable hours machine, expert in footnotes and despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legal liability into binary certainty.
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flags compliance risks before lunch break
You scan company financials against complex regulatory frameworks and perform due diligence for corporate mergers and acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuanced intent behind a client's specific, convoluted tax structure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software digitizes and categorizes every page of your physical archives.
Month 5
AI crawlers index all financial records against current legal regulations instantly.
Month 10
Templates generate your first drafts of disclosure schedules without human input.
Month 15
Logic engines verify regulation adherence with zero margin for human error.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client replaces the entire department with a single cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
8,400
Documents reviewed per second
42 percent
Human error probability
100 percent
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded stress ball.
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