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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsHunting for synergy won't save you from being made redundant.
Professional stalker of mid-market private company founders.
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Closing deals before you even reach the office.
split.youAI▸ ACQUIRE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters proprietary data to predict market exits
You spend all day cold-calling executives, refining pitch decks, and tracking deal flow in a massive spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a CEO is bluffing during a high-stakes dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated bots begin scanning public filings for trigger events.
Month 4
Personalized email sequences replace your awkward cold calling.
Month 10
Generative models produce beautiful, useless pitch decks instantly.
Month 16
Software manages basic term sheet discussions without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system executes the merger while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
98%
Cold calls ignored daily
500+
Slides formatted into oblivion
Your severance
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