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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour expensive billable hours are being outpaced by a script.
Senior M&A Partner (mostly clauses, legally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags critical contract clauses in milliseconds
You spend days reviewing complex acquisition contracts and drafting merger agreements. You advise clients on high-stakes liability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a deal is about to collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts suggesting standard clauses for your drafts automatically.
Month 6
Software handles all the rote redlining associates used to do.
Month 15
Neural nets flag every hidden risk in the target firm's data.
Year 1.9
Bots simulate thousands of deal scenarios to find the best terms.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Client software signs the merger agreement without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
1000x faster
Contract review speed
100 percent
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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