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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou bill six-minute increments, but we bill by the millisecond.
Master of the data room, slave to the billable hour.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
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You spend days reviewing massive data rooms to draft endless transaction documents for corporate takeovers.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to manage fragile egos during high-stakes negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging red flags in your data room files.
Month 4
Templates generate standard transaction documents without your input.
Month 10
Software manages signing logs and signature page execution remotely.
Month 16
Automated models outperform your junior associates on document review.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The client replaces the firm with an API integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000x faster
Document review speed
Infinite
Billing hour accuracy
Zero
Client golf outings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library.
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