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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just fancy tombstone markers for your career.
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Quantifying regret, one model at a time.
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models terminal value based on bad data
You identify acquisition targets and build financial models to justify overpaying for companies that eventually crash anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Automated vision agents digest and categorize due diligence documents instantly.
Month 6
Financial modeling software generates projections without your manual spreadsheet errors.
Month 13
Generative design tools auto-fill your slide templates with consistent data.
Month 21
AI runs ten thousand merger scenarios to find the least disastrous path.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The algorithm handles the board presentation while you watch from home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
22 percent
Average target valuation error
14
Slide decks generated daily
85 per week
Hours spent ignoring spouse
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Strategy'.
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