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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling synergy to people who can't calculate their own exit price.
Professional bridge-builder for firms that hate bridge-builders.
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Automated relationship closure at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ MARKETMATCHER PRO X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates valuation arbitrage before dinner
You pitch M&A consulting services to firms and manage the high-stakes relationships required to close these deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their Q3 growth figures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks your emails to suggest better follow-up times.
Month 5
AI builds the sixty slides you used to assemble manually.
Month 13
Search bots identify M&A opportunities faster than any human scout.
Year 1.9
Deepfake video agents handle the initial introductory networking calls.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system auto-closes deals based on cold, hard data points.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per week
Coffee meetings ignored
98 percent
Bullshit synergy ratio
120 total
Pitch deck slide count
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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