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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour tax structures are just spreadsheets that eventually delete themselves.
Professional spreadsheet addict and corporate structure architect.
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glub.youAI▸ TAXAUDIT OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates complex cross-border tax re-structuring in seconds
You model tax liabilities for corporate mergers and draft tax due diligence reports for clients. You survive on coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their offshore tax haven structures.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software extracts tax data from target company balance sheets automatically.
Month 5
AI builds tax liability projections based on current law patterns.
Month 10
Natural language processors write the due diligence reports for lawyers.
Month 13
Real-time regulatory scanners adjust models when tax laws change.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client pushes a button and the AI closes the deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
45
Spreadsheet tabs open
99 percent
Billable hours saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favourite tax software.
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